A cave of indeterminate age called to him from a photo in a magazine.
The cave of indeterminate age sung to him. It sung to him, for all the world. It sung to him.
So he traveled a very long way, and he found the cave, and he built a little lean-to next to it, and he lived there.
This was South America, so he adopted a South American boy, and named the boy Allen.
He and Allen cared for and tended to the cave.
