The man who only dated caves lost his entire family in a very, very tragic car fire.
Except for his mom.
And his dad.
And his brother.
And twin sisters.
Really, then, the man who only dated caves lost a middling, four-year
old hovering Buick (they were newer then, and not quite perfected) with
97,000 miles on it in a very, very tragic car fire.
Nonetheless, he took it surprisingly hard.
